​Go ahead, check that the Boss is snug in his corner office, get your left-over Spag-Bol from the lunchroom microwave, block your cubicle door with that pile of unread reports and lean back in your swivel chair and escape here. 

​Lights!(will the 60 watt bulb from the bathroom do?)... Camera! (is there one on this flip phone?)...Action! 

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