You sent Piers Morgan. We will never forget, and we will never forgive.
When you get shocked and pop your monocles.
...and a notable response:
I cannot begin to explain how many monocles I've lost because of this. It's irritating because whenever I go to watch a scary movie I need to take at least 5-6 spare monocles. The further downside is that because of the extra monocles, I can only carry half of the amount of teabags that one would generally require during a night out.
Can you guys take the walking pug that is Chef Ramsay back? The guys got like 5 tv shows here and it's insanity...
Then I see his British shows and he's suddenly a reasonable man? Come on.
...and a notable response:
Gordon Ramsay in America: HOW ABOUT YOU STOP FOCKING BITCHING AND GET BACK TO THAT FOCKING WELLINGTON.
Gordon Ramsay in the UK: You gotta concentrate on the Wellington mate.
You do not produce enough Top Gear, Doctor Who or Attenborough documentaries. Get cracking.
Damn near every time I watch British television "meat pies" are mentioned. Meat pies sound like pure joy. I can't find meat pies in the States. Quit hogging all the meat pies.
Not keeping a map of where you dumped all those thousands of mines 70 years ago in the north sea. Seriously - we're still picking them up, the least you could do is tell us where they are.
- Norwegian with a boat.
Units of measure.
America: imperial all the things!
Everybody else: metric all the things!
British: why not both?
What I have found with British people is that when you make plans in the future, that doesn't actually mean they will turn up. Making plans and agreeing to it is just a sign that they are interested. You need to prompt them.
Taking an Easyjet to Amsterdam over the weekend, get hammered, sleep in the streets and pee against my front door.
Answers to a question that should never have been asked.
A thread on 'Reddit' asked "What is something we Brits do that particularly annoy you and your country's people?"
Here's the best of the replies from around the world...
As a Canadian....nothing. Love our cousins across the pond.
Well played Canada, well played.
French here, two things annoy me to no end about British people:
1) Your mother was a hamster.
2) Your father smelt of elderberries.
Putting your faces on our money. I'm Canadian and not looking forward to when Prince Charles' ugly mug is on my change.
Eating half-naked and completely sun-burnt (I'm talking 'Nice red Dr. Lobster' here) in restaurants / bars while on vacation.
Edit for clarification: I am in no way offended about the half naked aspect. But please, grab a shirt at least while eating. The colour of your sunburn doesn't match well with the bolognese sauce dripping down your chest-hair...