5. You could find the mother chip.
6. You could see a woman dressed as an oyster card.
7. You could buy wine from this Sunderland off licence.
8. ...or meat from this butcher's.
The greatest things that could possibly happen to a British person.
With credit and thanks to Buzzfeed's compilation (full list here).
2. This train might spill its load.
4. You could be offered a free beer.
1. You could accidentally find yourself here.
3. You could have the best postman ever.