5.  You could find the mother chip.

6.  You could see a woman dressed as an oyster card.

7.  You could buy wine from this Sunderland off licence.

8. ...or meat from this butcher's.

​The greatest things that could possibly happen to a British person.
With credit and thanks to Buzzfeed's compilation (full list here).
They include:

Brit News

2. This train might spill its load.

​4.  You could be offered a free beer.

Asia

​1. You could accidentally find yourself here.

3.  You could have the best postman ever.